omfg I had a weird ass night. I went to a work party and got so high and this boy that I’ve had feelings for off and on for like a year was trying to get me to dance for him and i freaked out and hid in the bathroom and then I heard Lana Del Rey blasting and I screamed and ran out to the living room and he was sitting on a chair in the middle of the room with the lights off and he was like “i’m ready” he fucking knew i’d come running if Lana was playing I think I almost died yo
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.